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Time For My Stories
55 minutes | Jul 9, 2021
Time For My Stories - Breaking Bad
Ok my bad NOW it's over
58 minutes | Jul 3, 2021
Time For My Stories - This Is Us
Here it is. The most evil fucking TV show of all time. The thing that started it all over a year ago, when in the haze of humiliation and sadness over Bernie, I decided I wanted to finally watch This Is Us and figure out what it was actually about. What I found was the most malicious thing I've ever seen, and I watched several beheading videos in the mid 2000s to debate their veracity in an IRC channel. I want to thank everyone for joining me in this disgusting journey. I ORIGINALLY SAID THIS WAS THE LAST, NO THERE'S ONE MORE SORRY. IT'S BREAKING BAD AFTER THIS ONE. DISREGARD
49 minutes | Jun 26, 2021
Time For My Stories - Gossip Girl
Can't wait for the reboot. Oh boy...
52 minutes | Jun 19, 2021
Time For My Stories - Mad Men
How To Have Swag Like Don Draper Uploaded by TheAcclaimedMan 43,560,412 Views 235,444 Likes 34,000 Dislikes Top Comment I tried this and got suspended lol....
54 minutes | Jun 10, 2021
Time For My Stories - Band of Brothers
I am Spiers
59 minutes | Jun 4, 2021
Time For My Stories - Friday Night Lights
60 minutes | May 28, 2021
Time For My Stories - Dallas
Larry Hagman was the hottest man ever on TV
61 minutes | May 21, 2021
Time For My Stories - 24
This was a dreadful show. I am locked into the fight of my life in LA. various dark forces conspire against me, and most of them are AirBnB super hosts. many of them, in fact, probably watched this boring, stupid ass show. suck my dick 24 times
59 minutes | May 13, 2021
Time For My Stories - The Wire
Matt and Felix take on their most controversial opinions yet but you can't get mad at Felix because he is getting his second shot tomorrow. Shot of Fireball maybe! just kidding. Direct all complaints to Dr Matt Christman
60 minutes | May 6, 2021
Time For My Stories - X Files
Bet you thought I was going to forget today...well, I almost did until literally this moment. In my defense I was moving today. What did I do in the 7 hours after I moved? Had two lunches or 1.5 dinners depending on how you look at it. Well, as they say "the truth...is out there." -Lieutenant Molder (sp?)
52 minutes | Apr 29, 2021
Time For My Stories - The OC
Duh nuh nah nuh nah, duh nuh nuh Nah nuh, DUH NUH NUH NUH NAH NAH, DUH NUH NUH NUH NAH NAH
60 minutes | Apr 22, 2021
Time For My Stories - Game of Thrones
George RR Martin, if you are reading this, I do not doubt your ability to finish anything. I know you will complete Elden Ring. I know I will not just play it on my deathbed in 2080. Please sir.
55 minutes | Apr 15, 2021
Time For My Stories - Law and Order
Matt and Felix explore possibly the most successful and continually well made propaganda of all time, the Law and Order series. As far as actual evil accomplished, this is probably the single most evil TV show, dwarfing even Ken Olin's dark ambitions to kill a Great One and become a god (parody. satire. we do not accuse Ken Olin of this).
52 minutes | Apr 7, 2021
Time For My Stories - Girlmore Girls
Matt and Felix return with a show that is better in every single way than Lost.
59 minutes | Mar 31, 2021
Time For My Stories - Lost
Oh brother THIS STINKS. Not our episode, don't tell people I said the episode is bad. Lost dares you not to vaporize your TV with a SAN 511 anti material rifle. This is a TV show that asks the question, "what if we had 5 hours of stuff and went on for like 2 decades." I singlehandedly blame this show for the subprime mortgage crisis and American malaise.
76 minutes | Mar 24, 2021
Time For My Stories - Sopranos
Damn there's some funny ass fucking shit about this show on Twitter!
50 minutes | Mar 18, 2021
Time For My Stories - The Shield
They say that you miss the point by idolizing them. This may be true of Fight Club, Breaking Bad, Thomas the Tank Engine, and most fables, but it's not true of The Shield. This is a show about a guy who looks and acts great. Matt and Felix explore the life and times of Vic Mackey, a man who brought Boston justice to California and then had to leave because he would have uncovered all the evil goings on in Hollywood.
73 minutes | Mar 10, 2021
Time For My Stories - Deadwood
Howdy cowpoke. I reckon if you're coming around these parts, you're wearing a chambray shirt that cost $225 to a Zoom meeting about scheduling a company wide meeting in August, and you're fixin' to water your Citibike and toss a few back listening to a podcast. Well, if you're a hooplehead (?) you'll find Felix and Matt, the best lawmen this side of the Mississippi (?) talking about the excellence of Deadwood and how it relates to the founding myths of America, as well as the limitations of TV itself.
63 minutes | Mar 3, 2021
Time for My Stories - Gunsmoke
Matt and Felix destroy their algorithmic profile by subscribing to shit called CBS Classic Family and Lonely Old Man Unlimited so they can watch this show. Later, they uncover how it's about the greatest generation processing PTSD while also foreseeing the collapse of empire. Leo Strauss also watched this show but he was a pussy who basically made no money.
59 minutes | Feb 24, 2021
Time For My Stories - Sons Of Anarchy
The first episode. The most important show ever made. The most prestige prestige show of all time. The most times a creator of a show has ever appeared in said show and given himself AIDS as part of the story. American destiny.
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