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Dalton updates Mutt on how his life with Irina in the honeycomb caverns is going, then they learn about cane toads vs. meat ants and finally reveal their middle names. This show will definitely return next week! (Or very soon thereafter.)

Mary Holland (Wild Horses, Happiest Season) joins Dalton, Mutt and Amy for an episode of Bonanza that has no relevance to contemporary events whatsoever! Amy opens up about the challenges of being married to a Frankenstein, before they watch Season 1, Episode 18 of Bonanza, "A House Divided," in which a shadowy businessman tries to fool Little Joe into siding with the Confederacy.

Mutt and Dalton get to the bottom of a Canadian nudist family resort called Ponderosa, satanic rituals at Hoss's Family Steak & Sea, and a new review of the podcast from Cowboys & Indians Magazine.

On today’s Bonanas For Bonanza (aka The Know Your Place Dating Service Theater), the gang is joined by the rest of the Journeymen, Cubby Lauderbourne, Jimmy Blades and Shunt McGuppin (Mark McConville, James Bladon and Jeremy Carter)! After guessing the ages of different Bonanza guest stars, they watch Season 1, Episode 17 of Bonanza, “The Outcast,” in which a beautiful woman comes into the lives of our heroes and does not die.

Dalton and Mutt remember their friends' experiences with Star Wars collectibles, get to the bottom of whether the Virginia City set was ever used in The Brady Bunch, and explain why Dalton hasn't been reading poetry on the show.

Dalton, Mutt and Amy welcome the great Paul Scheer to the podcast, who immediately horrifies them with his plans for a Bonanza reboot. Dalton explains you can't teach a stallion how to make muffins, and Amy pitches Paul on her Supreme Basket Wagon holiday special. Then they watch Season 1, Episode 16 of Bonanza, "El Toro Grande," in which Hoss fights a bear to protect a bull.

Dalton & Mutt break down Lorne Greene's hit single Ringo, listen to - and record - some cowboy ASMR, and consider taking up glue sniffing.

This week Dalton, Mutt and Amy welcome the best-smelling creator of "The Complete Woman," Marabel May (Amanda Lund)! Marabel teaches Mutt what a grocery store is, and offers Amy some tips to spice up her marriage with costumes. Then they watch Season 1, Episode 15 of Bonanza, "The Last Hunt," in which Hoss and Little Joe disarm a knife wielding Shoshone woman.

Mutt & Dalton (the Bottom Getters) learn Hoss's real name, then answer questions about using a mummy as toilet paper and Earth's rarer milks.

This week's guest is Merrill Markoe, legendary TV writer and the author of "We Saw Scenery"! Dalton, Mutt & Amy discuss her childhood watching Bonanza and the time she fell in love with a Nazi. Then they discuss episode 14 of Bonanza, "The Sisters," in which Adam and a saloon girl are spied on by a pervert horse.

Dalton and Mutt answer your questions about monster camels and actors that are almost certainly wearing toupees, but mostly discuss the 1979 sci-fi film The Black Hole.

Dalton, Mutt & Amy welcome "True Detective" scribe Nic Pizzolatto to the show! He explains how writing is just "manipulating people with the alphabet," before luring Dalton into a conversation about bodysnatchers. Then they recap episode 13 of Bonanza, "Vendetta," in which Virginia City tries (poorly) to protect Ben from the murderous Morgan gang.

Dalton and Mutt wonder if a 229 year old Albert Einstein would be a fan of Bonanza, read a Bonanza themed Beetle Bailey comic, and get very excited about a new edit of The Godfather Pt. III.

Dalton, Mutt & Amy welcome Rebecca Delgado Smith from The Alarmist podcast, and Amy plugs her "Blood Of Christ" small batch communion wine club. Then they recap episode 12 of Bonanza, "The Hanging Posse," in which Adam and Little Joe join a posse to track down a nice man, a sick man and a psychopath.

Dalton announces his marriage, before he and Mutt answer your questions about Bonanza candy bars, Bonanza wine, and that time the Harlem Globetrotters visited Gilligan's Island.

Bonanas For Bonanza returns, and Dalton, Mutt and Amy are joined by an incredibly special guest: the son of Hoss Cartwright himself, Dirk Blocker! They discuss Michael Landon's insatiable love of money, and which members of the Bonanza cast are secretly bald. Then, they recap episode 11 of Bonanza, "The Truckee Strip," in which a story of star-crossed lovers from feuding families brings out Mutt's love of the Bard.

Dalton, Mutt, and Amy will return October 12th to Earwolf and Stitcher Premium!

Dalton learns that caring for a baby is hard work and Mutt explains why he's now homeless; then, they answer your questions about zombie cicadas and whether Michael Myers killed Hop Sing. Stick around for an important closing message from Andy & Matt!

Dalton, Mutt and Amy are joined by a very special guest this week: Sugar Cane (Carl Tart), the designer of every suit worn on Bonanza! He's not one to gossip but he will share Michael Landon's crotch measurements. Then, they recap episode 10 of Bonanza, "The Magnificent Adah," in which Hoss gets confused by a poster of a naked woman.

Dalton explains why he's now traveling with a baby, before he and Mutt answer your questions about taxiderming an invisible man and whether Quickdraw McGraw is an abomination. This show is hosted by Mutt and Dalton and certainly not anyone else.