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Casey and Danielle traipsed themselves to the promise land of Salt Lake City, Utah. 

Casey and Danielle are fresh off their trip to Mecca - Salt Lake - and still reeling with joy. They discuss their pilgrimage to Mormon country with the hilarious and deeply astute student of Housewives and creator of The Other Two, Chris Kelly. He has explosive observations about Lisa Rinna's camera angles, Lisa Barlow's husband and why he is not buying what the world is selling him on Mary M. Cosby. It's a jam-packed episode because we are in a Golden Era of Housewives Television!!!! Salads have been tossed in Potomac, Sarah Paulson has joined the cast of Salt Lake and we are only through part ONE of the Beverly Hills Reunion. PART ONE!!! What a time to be alive!  Also, get your tickets for Casey and Danielle's LIVE FROM HOME SPOOKTACULAR- our annual Halloween Show coming up this Thursday October 21st at 5:30PST/8:30EST. Come in costume and send pics of it at the beginning of the show to win prizes any boots on the ground to our email: bootsonthegroundbs@gmail.com.  GET TICKETS HERE: https://app.loopedlive.com/c/3725

Bryan Safi is back in Bitch Sesh's welcoming bosom, right where he belongs, to discuss the stunning Beverly Hills reunion trailer, Sarah Paulson's new starring role in Salt Lake and the drunken house-husband that puts all others to shame, G.  Bryan also teaches Casey and Danielle about ghost trials, and you're not gonna want to miss ONE WORD of that. 

Casey and Danielle are blessed and impressed to have the multi-hyphenate genius herself, Phoebe Robinson, on the pod to discuss her new hilarious book Please Don't Sit on my Bed in Your Outside Clothes  and of course her love for the housewives. She gets into why she thinks Gizelle "gets it", her Sha-mazing take on Jen,  and of course the importance of candle wick count. Plus Casey and Danielle reveal how one of their own got in a twitter tussle with Bethenny Frankel and came out triumphant.

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT AND IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW KATHY HILTON WORE A LITERAL TABLECLOTH HOME FROM DINNER THIS WEEK ALTHO IT SHOULD BE! Buy tickets now to Bitch Sesh Live from Home: The 5th Annual Halloween Creep Show! Thursday, October 21st at 5:30PST/8:30EST Ticket Link: https://app.loopedlive.com/c/3725 With Special guest Jason Mantzoukas Dress up in costume and join in the virtual costume parade and win a variety of shitty failed Housewives product line prizes! Or find ticket link in Casey and Danielle's instagram profiles! Do. It. Now. Or. Else. @caseyrosewilson @daniellecarolineschneider 

Casey and Danielle are joined in the virtual nook by the writer/director extraordinaire of the new Cinderella movie, Kay Cannon! Kay is a fervent/borderline addictive fan of the franchise we all love/hate so much and she shares deep insights regarding Lisa Barlow's betrayal of Meredith, why Harry Hamlin is her Brad Pitt and why the editing of Karen Huger's "Surry Tourism Video" deserves an EGOT. Enjoy!

Casey and Danielle are joined this week by Zachary Sergi and boy is there a lot to discuss. Between PK’s rousing monologue that won us all back to the girth of Casey’s former lovers nethers- it’s a ride. The two minute preview of Salt Lake City has left everyone shaken to their cores and thrilled in their private parts. Enjoy! 

Casey and Danielle forge ahead with the podcast despite their having separate terrifying run-ins with the wild. Nature has come a callin' and the gals want nothing to do with it. They are joined by the gorgeous and hilarious, Akilah Green, who brings with her a love of all things Dr. Wendy, a darker take on the fate of Juan and Robyn and how we can forget but not forgive certain housewives and embrace them again: i.e. Sutton! Order up a "No Apologies" cocktail and join us - or do as Kathy does which is not listen and fix your lipstick.

BFF of Bitch Sesh, June Diane Raphael sits down with Dr. Kate Grossman who answers questions surrounding the vaccine.

Casey and Danielle are off for August but ARE THEY?! With too much going on in the Housewives universe they get off their tight little a**es and dive in. Into the deep dark murky waters of Beverly Hills, the grimy sludge of New York and the delightfully cool springs of Potomac. 

Casey and Danielle are joined by (as Ziwe would say) “an iconic guest,” Matt Rogers. It immediately became gloriously clear Matt could be the third co host of Bitch Sesh. Hear his stunning revelation as to who his favorite housewife is, the question he asked at Lou’s live cabaret show that changed the course of his life and Danielle’s retraction about her hurtful comments regarding men in tank tops. It’s a wild ride, much like the tale of Tom’s accident and Mia’s real age.

Casey and Danielle sit down with one of their all-time faves, the hilarious and brilliant Ira Madison III to discuss Happy and Ness and all the wonder-fullness that Potomac has to offer. They get into the sing-sing hotbox of it all and answer the biggest question on their mind, what hole is Ashley speaking of. They then try to make heads or tails of Erika’s car accident story and Kathy Hilton’s cleaning methods. Both are a wild and twisted ride.

Danielle and Casey have the honor of sitting with esteemed journalist Chris Murphy (Vanity Fair, Vulture and a stand-up, amongst other things) to talk about his fascinating turn on the documentary The Housewife and the Hustler as well as his mid-afternoon comedy audition for Lu's cabaret show. He sheds light on Erica's "math not mathing", Kathy Hilton's messiness with no fingerprints, Ramona's stupidity and the many bus trips of RHONY this season.    Plus we pay tribute to the passing of a beloved Real Housewives castmate, and read listener theories about what attributed to his...untimely passing

Casey is joined by Brandon Kyle Goodman for a very special episode. Hulu rocked our world this week, an emergency podcast was needed.

Casey and Danielle are joined by ICONIC guest Ziwe, to discuss where Kathy has been all our lives, Eboni's beauty pageant days and the three words no woman ever wants to hear, which Danielle's post pandemic waxer said to her immediately upon glancing at her nethers. The first season of Ziwe's inspired new variety series, "Ziwe" is available to watch on Showtime. To quote Casey's hairstylist/manager Clayton Hawkins quoting Wendy Williams, "Ziwe's an icon, she's a legend, she is the moment." Enjoy!   Tickets are on sale now for and all new Bitch Sesh Live on June 24th at 5:30PST/8:30EST with special guest NICOLE BYER! Go to Casey and Danielle's insta's for ticket link. @caseyrosewilson @daniellecarolineschneider

KATHY HILTON is allllllllll we want to talk about on this week's Bitch Sesh, she's funny, and loopy and don't give a f*ck and we are here for it. Plus, Producer, Writer, podcaster extraordinaire Caissie St. Onge is with us in the virtual nook to talk about coining the term the OG of the OC and what it was like in those first seasons as the Co-executive producer of WWHL. We discuss the dueling "Karens" Lu and Sutton and why Leah is taking a turn for the worse this season.   Casey also met a housewife in the wild and it didn't go...well.    Get tickets for Bitch Sesh Live on June 24th 5:30 PT/ 8:30 ET over at https://www.events.loopedlive.com/bitchsesh

Danielle sits down (virtually) with hairdresser to the starzzzz Christine Symonds and they dish about hair care during the pandemic and what products are actually worth the cash, and which ones you can find on the drug store shelf. Christine also dispels the myth that long hair is a no-no after a certain age and talks Danielle out of cutting bangs once more. 

Ana Ortiz is back on Bitch Sesh to talk the Beverly Hills premiere and the debut of Crystal, Erika Jayne's (former?) jewels, and why Ana's love for Sutton still holds strong. They also do a deep dive on Ramona's  struggle with diarrhea of the mouth and of the butt, Kyle's blaming the movie Halloween for nose and bang issues and why Danielle is team Jennifer Aydin all way all day.  Get tickets for Bitch Sesh Live on June 24th 5:30 PT/ 8:30 ET over at https://www.events.loopedlive.com/bitchsesh

Casey and Danielle break their silence concerning the news that has rocked our community to its very core. With them to process and place blame is legendary Housewives authority, Brian Moylan! Brian is stateside and has a gift for Danielle that blows hearts and minds. They discuss Dallas, Jersey, Atlanta and RHONY and Danielle wonders if Ramona can in fact, walk. #Questions

Danielle and Casey retraumatize themselves recalling the shit ass jobs that made them the shit ass people they are. Danielle was in an Axe Body Spray commercial, Casey was in a bloated stomach commercial and everything in between. Enjoy! Thank you so much for listening to our Bonus Seshes! We appreciate you!